This I Overheard . . . 2

JD: Why did God make sharks?
A: Well, JD, God made sharks to protect the water.
A: He also made sharks so that people don't swim too far out into the water.
A (to me): That makes sense, right?

This I Overheard . . .

A: Justin Bieber invented "Let's Get this Party Started"
Me: No. He didn't. How do you know Justin Bieber songs?
A: Mom, he's cool.
Me: Really?

Long pause.

A: Mom, what IS a Justin Bieber?
Me: (smile and sigh of relief) He's a singer.
A: So, he's real?
JD: Does he have a mouth and nose?
A: Yeah (with attitude). He's a singer.
JD: Oh, I thought you said he was a beaver.