Overheard at Wal-mart

I was pushing my kiddos in a cart at Wal-mart today, when I overheard:

A: JD, do you believe in God?

JD: No.

A: (absolute shock) Oh, no, JD. If you don't believe in God, you will go to a very dark place. God isn't there. And there are ghosts! (Disclaimer: I didn't tell her about ghosts.)

JD: (shock and horror on his face)

A: So, JD, do you believe in God?

JD: Yes!

Fire-and-brimstone evangelism at its best.

I can about bet what the kids were talking about at day care today.