The Angel

Me: I'm going to the dentist today, so he can take out my tooth.

A: Ooohhhh, that means the angel is coming tonight.

Me: You mean the tooth fairy?

A: Yeah. I wonder how much money you're going to get.

Me: The tooth fairy doesn't give money to Mommies and Daddies.

A: Well, that's not very fair.

Me: I agree!